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1/04/2004
A Man with Perfect Abs
from 11/3/2003
he speaks in absolutes
he knows no myths
only universal truths
if you speak in gray
he considers it abuse
of the revelations
presented to you
fact doesn't swing in flux
relativity applies only to
things like pick-up trucks
precious metals that can be
bent, broken or crushed
I know this but doubt
that he stands at the crux
of all data and debate
if you've got questions
he'll never relate
if you need answers
lest ye speculate
just ask of him nicely
and he'll set you straight
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