...and counting...

6/16/2005

 
since when did you get so smart
when'd you get so cool
when'd you get the answers
that you quested for in school
could you school me how to speed read
maybe that would do the trick for me
if i could read all the books that you've read
i'd be a hit at social parties

someone told me
you never crack a book
i could not believe
so i snuck a look
and what i saw
was you never even pass a thought
in fact, you never study at all
you just admit the first thing to your mind
and the dumb are enthralled
there ought to be a law

instead of crying about the hand i was dealt
i opted to make a fist
i enrolled in law school
and topped the dean's list
i became a legislator
and now we're working on a bill
that will put to death this nonsense
right there on capital hill
for everyone to see
what happens to the idiot
who parades his idiocy